100 WC Week #7

Ned is red because he’s dead, in his bed, Ned hurt his head because his best friend Ted hit him in the head with bread and then fell on a knife and bled and now the floor is red and now there is bloody bread

That night Ted met Fred the murderer, Fred shot him with lead then Fred decided to lick the lead then he was dead

Ed liked eggs in his bed with bread it makes him feel like he’s on a sled he gets a new bread spread it tastes of egg then Ed was super dead.